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[B][G5][D][F#5] 

Congratu[B]lations[G5] 
you[D] have won[F#5]
Its a years [B]subscri[G5]ption 
of[D] bad p[F#5]uns
And it makes y[B]our st[G5]ory 
our[D] concern[F#5]
And you set[B] it up[G5] 
before[D] it b[F#5]urns

My opinion[B]s[G5]  
[D]hmm[F#5]  
My opini[B]ons[G5]  
[D]hmm[F#5]

And there see[B]ms to [G5]be 
a proble[D]m here
[F#5]And the scale[B] of em[G5]otion 
seems[D] to c[F#5]lear
Now they rise a[B]nd fal[G5]l 
like wall [D]street s[F#5]tock
And they ha[B]ve an af[G5]fect 
on ou[D]r peace t[F#5]alk

Our opinio[B]ns[G5]  
[D]hmm 
[F#5]Our opini[B]ons[G5]  
[D]hmm[F#5]

Congratu[B]lations[G5] 
you[D] have won[F#5]
Its a years [B]subscri[G5]ption 
of[D] bad p[F#5]uns
And it makes y[B]our st[G5]ory 
our[D] concern[F#5]
And you set[B] it up[G5] 
before[D] it b[F#5]urns

Your opinio[B]ns[G5]  
[D]hmm 
[F#5]Your opinio[B]ns[G5]  
[D]hmm 
[F#5]Your opinio[B]ns